You Can't Handle the Avengers!

[abstractconcept]

OMG. OMG. GUYS. IT IS MY HEAD CANON NOW. IT IS BEAUTIFUL. PHIL + THE CELLIST AND THEN THEY ARE GOING THROUGH A BREAKUP RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING OF THE AVENGERS SO HE IS RIPE FOR STEVE, AND THEN OF COURSE HE TOTALLY DOESN'T DIE AND THEY HAVE FLUFF FOREVER. THERE.

*ahem* I might be a little overexcited about that one. I have also been listening to the soundtrack for Skyrim and I'd like to go do battle with a dragon now. Seriously, between the music and the Coulson, I'm all jazzed up. HAVE SOME PICS, PEOPLE. And then write me Steve/Phil fic pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze??


































Oh, oh, oh! Also, I have been futzing with Morph. So here, have some goofy morphs I made, okay? This is Brad Pitt morphed with Tom Welling, Ian Smoulderhotter and Chris Pine
This is Brad Pitt morphed with Chris Pine and Matt Bomer
This is Chris Pine with Brad Pitt and Ian Smoulderhotter.
This is Adam Lambert, Ian Smoulderhotter and Brad Pitt
This is Matt Bomer, Chris Evans, and Ian Smoulderhotter
And this is Ian Smoulderhotter, Tom Welling, and Chris Evans

Now, someone get on making Mpreg real, STAT.

Comments

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

What the heck is that Clark Gregg smooch from? OMIGOD.

(And I really, really want to have words with the person who made the quote gif at the bottom WITHOUT INCLUDING A HAWKEYE.)

[the_con_cept.livejournal.com]

I think New Adventures of Old Christine? That was someone's guess, anyway. But I know, right? :D

Ha ha, they put next to it, "I'm sorry, Hawkeye!" so at least they acknowledged they messed up.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

MY ANGER IS ONLY SLIGHTLY APPEASED.

(hee, every time I see a "team" pic or meme without him my outrage does this little spikey thing.)

[maddiec24.livejournal.com]

I was laughing at The Shining until I saw the first Ruffalo pic, then... damn. Nice.

[the_con_cept.livejournal.com]

He does know how to do teh sexy!

[pervert-bitch.livejournal.com]

[fairyniamh]

THank you! I think I may just love you for this. :)

[the_con_cept.livejournal.com]

oooooooooooooo, THERE it is! Thank you! :D

[fairyniamh]

Lovely Avengers Fic (as usual). Though the first one of Clark Gregg made me squee with abandoned glee. (Your fault. You turned me into a Steve/Phil girl!)

Is it bad that I was able to pic out which parts belonged to Chris Pine in your morphs? No, I'm not a Chris Pine fan... I mean I may own a copy of every movie he has ever been in... but that doesn't make me a fan does it? XD (CP is my second favorite actor...)

[the_con_cept.livejournal.com]

You turned me into a Steve/Phil girl!) Awwwww! Hearing that made my day. :D

The funny thing is, the ones without Chris Pine really didn't work well. It's like, okay, these two guys are cute but . . . they could not possibly have cute babies without Chris Pine. Which is weird. But he's soooooooooooo totally hot that it kind of makes sense. He's the hot that makes other guys sexy too.

(Also, that MOUTH, guh. I have a thing for guys with hot mouths.)

[carolinelamb.livejournal.com]

Oh LOVE!

These are all gorgeous!

Jeremy Renner's tongue deserves its own film!

[the_con_cept.livejournal.com]

Jeremy Renner's tongue deserves its own film! AMEN TO THAT. I was like, "Whoooooa!" when I saw that pic!

[adele-sparks.livejournal.com]

Another post filled with pretty Avengers, all's right with the world. :D

What movie did Ruffalo have those badass sideburns for? Zodiac? Is it totally unreasonable of me that those sideburns just became my number one reason to see that movie? I'll put Zodiac on the list, but this weekend I'm watching selected works of Jeremy Renner, so it'll have to wait a while. ;)

[the_con_cept.livejournal.com]

Yes, it is Zodiac! That was the movie that got me into Ruffalo. The sideburns were just too freaking cute. Also, RDJ is in it, but sadly he never interacts with Ruffalo. No, wait. I think he asks Ruffalo something and Ruffalo tells him to go fuck himself. :D I have it on dvd if you want to borrow it. It's very long and kind of boring in parts though. Not enough Ruffffffffalo! But that is how I feel about most movies, ha.

Also, one of these days you gotta write a fic where Tony de-ages the Avengers. *nods* You are the only one who can do it right!

[incandescent.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love Old Christine. Clark is ADORABLE in it. :)

[the_con_cept.livejournal.com]

I've never seen it, but now I'll HAVE to look it up!

[incandescent.livejournal.com]

He definitely reminds me of Phil in it, just a bit less intelligent. Ah... :) Just caught bit of an episode today where he was wearing no pants for some strange reason.

[hogwartshoney.livejournal.com]

How about Matt Bomer and Chris Evans? Can you do a morph of that?

[the_con_cept.livejournal.com]

Yup . . . it looks like this!

[hogwartshoney.livejournal.com]

Sweet lord.......